Blondes have more accessories

She's the one telling other people how to dress

- and she's getting paid to do so.

She's the one pushing the envelope.

She's responsible for some well-documented credit card disaster.

She makes little girls want to drop their Barbies 

- and play with her instead.

She's eager to see you in sky-scraper sized stilettos.

She can wear fuschia total look - and get away with it.

She believes in over-accessorizing (sorry Coco). 

She mixes prints, feelings, cocktails, and much more.

She wears ponies around her neck 

- and nobody dares calling Peta.

Give it up for my partner

super fabulous iconic fashion stylist

Lorraine "The Blondie" Cassen !!

(Applause)